Friday 26 June 2009

26/6/09
Welcome back to The Book Report. As always I’m your host, EuGeNeRoCkS, and I’ll be bringing you the latest and greatest book reviews and news, among other things.

BOOK NEWS
The second book in the Wizard of Oz series is being adapted into a comic, following the minor success of the first. Marvels full article is at http://marvel.com/news/comicstories.8489.WWPhilly_~apos~09~colon~_The_Marvelous_Land_of_Oz.

The cover for the wonderful wizard of Oz #7

The release date of Lord Sunday has been pushed back to a rumoured February 2010. As long as the book is longer than Superior Saturday, I’m fine with that.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE GENRE? POLL RESULTS

The results for the poll are in and Fantasy has won!!! Of course, I wouldn’t bore you with a history of Pixies and Dwarfs, so I thought of something much more fun. It’s just a simple fact really.

You see, the first known writings known to mankind were small stories about fantastical creatures and events. But who really still believes in hippogriffs? So, they are now called myths, which are the original Fantasy.

And now for that fact that I promised.

Every single genre in book history is really just a sub-genre of Fantasy.

Sci-Fi is just Fantasy but with a bit of logic sprinkled through so that it might be barely expectable in the laws of science.

Horror is scary Fantasy.

A murder mystery is..... Well.... Out of all the other genres placed on this list a murder mystery is the least related to Fantasy. Everything in, say, an Agatha Christie novel is perfectly realistic and could happen, but once again it’s a Fantasy because what the author is doing is Fantasising about a detective who solves these wonderful and terribly hard mysteries.

What used to be Fantasy has changed and evolved, until eventually it has become its own sub-genre. When you say Fantasy now days, what you usually mean is something called high Fantasy. This was made incredibly popular by J.R.R Tolkien. *Lord of the Rings*

Believe it or not, in terms of books that actually sold well, Fantasy wasn’t that big a thing until the giant tidal wave created by Tolkien, C.S Lewis, and a couple more (less remembered authors) hit the shore.

If it wasn’t for them, books like Harry Potter wouldn’t exist, or at least be completely different to what they are now, so we better be thankful that they did what they did!!!

Hippogriff!!!!!!

BOOK REVIEW

Title: Frankenstein
Author: Mary Shelley

Genre: Sci-Fi/Gothic Horror (Although really in it’s in a genre of its own.)
Age Recommendation: It’s currently not considered very fashionable to put an age recommendation on classics, but I have to say that this book was written for adults, and it reads like that, even of the idea, on the surface, sounds rather silly for the modern world.
Blurb: Obsessed with creating life itself, Victor Frankenstein plunders graveyards for the material to fashion a new being, which he shocks into life with electricity. But his botched creature, rejected by Frankenstein and denied human companionship, sets out to destroy and all that he holds dear. Mary Shelley’s chilling Gothic tale was conceived when she was only eighteen, living with her love Percy Shelley near Byron’s villa on Lake Geneva. It would become the world’s most famous work of horror fiction, and remains a devastating exploration of the limits of human creativity.

The cover says it all.

Really, look at that person on the front cover. I certainly don’t see any bolts coming out of his neck, do you? And I can’t seem to see any green skin ever. How very strange.
What’s this? Frankenstein’s (Creature) can seem to speak coherent sentences. This can’t be the slow moving; grumbling monster that’s embedded in the public consciousness, can it?

I hate the public consciousness.

Turns out the people who made those old Frankenstein movies were illiterate, or where playing Chinese whispers, because those movies haven’t a thing to do with the books.

Oh well. Moving on...

Frankenstein is a perfect example of how much books have changed. This sucker is 225 pages long of writing this big. Not so perfect for the average aeroplane trip, which is what most books try to aim for these days. The story moves along at a slow pace, most of which involves a lot pondering. And I mean pondering. Frankenstein ponders. Frankenstein’s Creature ponders. The Ship Captain ponders. (Which results in a letter that’s length has the realism of a three headed monkey.)

In short, the book has a lot of pondering.

Now I’m not saying that that’s a bad thing, just that it’s not ideally suited for these couple of generations and I’m going to be rating this book based on how much I enjoyed it, not how high up it is held in the public consciousness. A lot of reviewers do that to take the easy way out.

So how much did I enjoy it? Quite a lot, actually. The thing about these books is that they’re not the type of book that you read for five minute intervals. You really need to dedicate a entire weekend to them. If you don’t do that, then, quite frankly, you’re going to find this book as atrociously boring.
Rating: 7.9

And so that’s it for another issue of The Book Report. Come back next month for reviews for both Predators Gold which is the second book in the Mortal Engines quartet, and the film adaption of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

Adios!!!

EuGeNeRoCkS

Wednesday 29 April 2009

29/04/09
Hey and welcome to the second edition of THE BOOK REPORT. I’m your host, EuGeNeRoCkS, and once again I’ll be bringing you everything you need to catch up with the book world.

BOOK NEWS
Australian Fantasy writer Garth Nix has two more books announced for the wildly popular THE OLD KINDOM trilogy (or should that now be series?) The first of the new books is titled Clariel: The Lost Abhorsen and is expected in 2010. The second currently has no announced title and is expected in 2011. Just to keep you up to date, the final book in The Keys To The Kingdom series is expected at July the earliest and September the latest.


A sketch of The House for Garth Nix’s latest series: The Keys To The Kingdom. Is should be noted though that according to Garth Nix “It's not a very satisfactory sketch in many ways, because the House is actually more complex and I'd need some sort of three-dimensional projection to show this.”

In even more Twilight news, a release date for the third Twilight movie, Eclipse, has been set for June, 30, 2010. Won’t it be hilarious if the second one bombs?

The cover for Guinness World Records 2010 has been released. It bears the subtitle THE BOOK OF THE DECADE suggesting it’s going to be something big.


BOOK INTERVIEWS
Interviews with Garth Nix are at http://vanderworld.blogspot.com/2005/09/garth-nix.html and http://vanderworld.blogspot.com/2005/09/garth-nix.html. They’re both terribly out of date (The first one about two years and the second one about seven) but they’re still interesting reads nonetheless.

BOOK REVIEW
Title: Mortal Engines
Author: Philip Reeve
Genre: Sci-Fi
Age Recommendation: Ages 12 and up (does contain quite a lot of violence and depressing themes. Not particularly hard to read, but not very easy ever. A fairly long book.)

Mortal Engines is a depressing book, no denying that. If you’re looking for a light hearted read that will make you sing and dance, then look elsewhere. I mean, the book is set in a post apocalyptic wasteland after a fabled sixty minute war, where nearly the entire of human civilisation was wiped out in an hour. And the girl that the main character falls in love with is on an assassination attempt, and also has a sword cut running right along her face. That too.

The books main character is Tom, your normal everyday boy who dreams of adventures, until he encounters Hester. Then he doesn’t have dreams about adventures. He has nightmares about adventures.

This book is genius. Pure genius. And after I’ve said that I might as well give Mortal Engines a rating and end this review. But this is The Book Report your reading, and that’s not how we do business.

People should be warned before reading it that it’s kind of a long book, but for people like me, that’s no bad thing. But really, the story just takes so many twists and turns and churns out one ingenious plot device, one brilliant character, and one awesome setting after the other that you never want it to end. Indeed, if there is one complaint that I have with this book, it is that it ends just as the relationship between Tom and Hester gets interesting. But that’s what sequels are for!!!

I don’t know about other editions, but the edition I read was small, but the words were just big enough to my liking, which I guess is a major plus when you’re trying to immerse yourself in the author’s world.

And on a final note I would like to add that this is actual proper Sci-Fi that kids and adults can read!!!! None of that overly simply stuff that people say is good for all ages but is actually a piece of @#$@. No, this is proper Sci-Fi for young adults, and that’s something that is much too much of a rarity in this genre nowadays.
Rating: 9.4

See Ya!!!!
EuGeNeRoCkS

Email me at eugenericks11@gmail.com

29/04/09

Thursday 23 April 2009

24/4/09

Hello and welcome to the first BOOK REPORT. I’m you’re host EuGeNeRoCkS, and I’ll be bringing you the latest and hottest book news.

Yu can expect author interviews, said news, and whatever I feel like writing about.

BOOK NEWS

A script has already been started for the sequel to the movie TWILIGHT, based on the novel by Stephenie Meyer. The release is planned for November 20 2009.

The third book in the Skulduggery Pleasant series called THE FACELESS ONES. This book has hit bookstores AHEAD of schedule, so fans should emptying their pockets, smashing their piggy banks, and opening their vaults.


Comic book publisher Marvel Comics has adapted The Wizard of OZ for comic book
form!!! The series has already finished but expect a collected edition soon.

BOOK INTERVIEWS

Derek Landy, author of Skulduggery Pleasant has an interview posted on his website. Listen to it here at http://www.skulduggerypleasant.com/us/author/audio.htm

A new Eoin Colfer interview has recently appeared up on Artemis Fowl fan site Artemis Fowl Confidential. Read it here: http://www.artemis-fowl.com/author_interviews/afc_5.php WARNING: CONTAINS MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NOT READ ALL ARTEMIS FOWL BOOKS. READ AT OWN RISK.

Author R.L Stine talks about his first Goosebumps series in eight years: Goosebumps HorrorLand in this interview. It’s at http://www.kidsreads.com/authors/au-stine-rl.asp

A BOOK ISSUE

Books are facing increasing competition. Video Games, movies, even the internet are all facing of against books for domination of the media landscape. While books are still undoubtedly the biggest industry, Movies are catching up and the internet is growing at an incredible speed. Are the days of print outnumbered?

Video games are maturing. There’s no way around that. Adult games are becoming a serious industry, with games such as Half-Life 2 and Portal. Any parent that is 100% against video games is frowned down upon, which is a big change since twenty years ago. And companies like Nintendo are pushing the games industry forward, making games that anyone can play, whether you are 5 or 105, and that’s why their currently leading the market. But will video games ever pose a real threat to books? NO. Everybody thought that screens would beat print in the 1990s and everybody’s been proven wrong. While they’re never going to destroy books by themselves, they will certainly contribute if books collapse.

PORTAL is one of the best puzzle games ever. The core idea might seem simple: go through one portal, come out the other. But add things like gravity and killer robots (pictured) into the mix and you got yourself a deal.



Movies where the first real competitor to books and at the moment they are stronger then ever. I mean sure, the overall quality might not be as good as it once was, but big advances in technology like true 3-D are helping movies advance, while books have nowhere left to go tech wise. But will movies ever pose a threat to books? YES. In a way. Hollywood practically lives of book adaptions for goodness sake. If books go down then they’re taking quite a bit of movie revenue with them.
TWILIGHT, the latest in a long line book to film adaptions.

The Internet is by far the fastest growing form of media ever. But first let me get this out of the way: will the Internet ever pose a threat to the written word? ALMOST CERTAINTLY. In fact it already is.

Think about it like this. Because of the Internet, books might never cease to exist, but physical print will. Different services let you download books and read them for a price, and when there’s downloading involved can piracy be too far behind? For now people like to have something physical, but that might all change when publishers start backing downloadable books and it’s presented as a cheaper alternative.

The Internet is by far books biggest competitor.

So the future is not looking too bright for books at the moment is it? But I don’t think we will ever see in our lifetime the annihilation of the physical book, and hopefully the written world shall endure forever.

And so that’s it for the first edition of THE BOOK REPORT. Remember, I’m you’re host EuGeNeRoCkS, and I'll be getting you up the speed in the world of books as much as I can.

EuGeNeRoCkS

24/4/09